what's the dumbest question someone asked you
09-14-2007, 03:26 PM
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This is really something I asked someone and got a dumb answer.
I work at a place where we allow people to come in and do community service, well I had this girl come in and I kept looking her in the face thinking I know this girl from somewhere. So finally I ask her what school did you go to because you look very familiar to me. And she replies I used to smoke crack! and I'm thinking do I look like I smoke crack? why would I know you from that? so I never talked to her again and she never came back!
I work at a place where we allow people to come in and do community service, well I had this girl come in and I kept looking her in the face thinking I know this girl from somewhere. So finally I ask her what school did you go to because you look very familiar to me. And she replies I used to smoke crack! and I'm thinking do I look like I smoke crack? why would I know you from that? so I never talked to her again and she never came back!
09-14-2007, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by willwren
Dumbest question ever? I get asked this ALL the time:
"You want a beer?"
DUH!
"You want a beer?"
DUH!
09-14-2007, 04:14 PM
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I have 2 actually. both true sad to say...
1. While standing in front of the light bulb aisle at Lowes "Can you tell me where the light bulbs are at sir"?
2.While selling a Dewalt 14.4 cordless drill to a guy " So where do you plug it in"?
I don't work there anymore. It was a summer gig many years ago and I am sure I was about to get fired anyhow for calling a customer a moron.
1. While standing in front of the light bulb aisle at Lowes "Can you tell me where the light bulbs are at sir"?
2.While selling a Dewalt 14.4 cordless drill to a guy " So where do you plug it in"?
I don't work there anymore. It was a summer gig many years ago and I am sure I was about to get fired anyhow for calling a customer a moron.
09-20-2007, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by singscountry1967
Oh duh! How could I forget this?
dave in cambria: arnt u the quete blonde that i took for chineese?
singscountry1967: nope
dave in cambria: u didnt take your kids to an chinees place once, and the guy paid?dave in cambria: in lockport?
singscountry1967: no...not even remotely a chance.
dave in cambria: ok, soorry, confused
dave in cambria: wow, care to meet?
singscountry1967: lol..nope...you'd just forget or get confused.
dave in cambria: ow..dont be that way... i bet u are rememberable...
dave in cambria: so where do u live?
dave in cambria: arnt u the quete blonde that i took for chineese?
singscountry1967: nope
dave in cambria: u didnt take your kids to an chinees place once, and the guy paid?dave in cambria: in lockport?
singscountry1967: no...not even remotely a chance.
dave in cambria: ok, soorry, confused
dave in cambria: wow, care to meet?
singscountry1967: lol..nope...you'd just forget or get confused.
dave in cambria: ow..dont be that way... i bet u are rememberable...
dave in cambria: so where do u live?
hmmm...
he
1) likes chinese food
2) can't spell
3) has no sense of direction
was it this guy?
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09-20-2007, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Once a guy asked me if my legs were tired because I'd been running through his mind all night
i have one comment which was the stupidest ever, and one question. first the question because i cant remember the comment yet.
i work in shoes. i was working in the exact middle of the shoes department (okay, maybe a few feet to the left), a customer walks up to me and asks me, "Do you have shoes here?" i couldnt recover quickly enough, so an "Are you serious?" actually escaped my lips before i could stop it. luckily she wasnt offended. maybe she realised how stupid the question was when i looked at the fixture i was working on in seemingly utter confusion.
the stupidest comment ever was, upon hearing that i live in oklahoma, "Wow. i could never live in oklahoma. i dont even know where to begin making a teepee." yes, because i have DSL running to my teepee.
