What your car and color says about you
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What your car and color says about you
Sorry, couldn't find many Pontiac ones (and no Bonneville stuff...)
What Your Car Says About You..."
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX - I am impotent.
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people'* reactions when I tell them
have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government.
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education, and I voted for
Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for ! four years to get this car.
Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate.
Ford Explorer - I will not be caught dead in a mini van.
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart).
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change
lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
convertible at all.
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop
280 days per year.
Kia! Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one ********.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis (See above).
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
MGB - I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either.
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a
fortune off the parts.
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA'* Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Aztek: I am getting paid to drive this thing
Pontiac Firebird: I still watch Rockford Files reruns
Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock
Pontiac Vibe: I have always wanted to drive the Toyota Matrix of American compact wagons
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie.
Porsche 944! - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be
inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too
liberal.
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic).
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior
than Isuzu.
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet.
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife.
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Red: You're assertive (or aggressive) and strong.
Yellow: It screams "Look at me!" -- which is why you don't see it on family sedans. It'* for sporty SUVs and expensive sports cars, in which it also says, "I'm so rich I don't care what you think" (example, a $50,370 Corvette convertible).
Orange: You're on top of the trends. Orange (in many variations) is a key new color in 2003. GM has "sunset orange metallic" pickups; Mercedes-Benz offers a "paprika metallic" C-Class sports coupe.
Silver: You ooze class. The No. 1 car color (it passed white for the first time in 2001), silver represents speed, power and success -- which is why it'* the favorite color of baby boomers (ages 38 to 56).
White: A longtime favorite and the color of rental cars. People under 65 in a white car like to blend in. For the elderly, white harks back to the elegance and wealth of the 1920s.
Black: Power/aggression sums it up. The top choice for ages 24 to 37 and one of the top colors targeted by thieves (along with red).
Blue (medium or dark): You're conservative, middle of the road. Blue always seems to be No. 5 or 6 on lists of the top 10 car colors.
Green (medium or dark): See blue, above, and add a touch of environmentalism.
What Your Car Says About You..."
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX - I am impotent.
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people.
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people'* reactions when I tell them
have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government.
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education, and I voted for
Eisenhower.
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for ! four years to get this car.
Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate.
Ford Explorer - I will not be caught dead in a mini van.
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart).
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change
lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
convertible at all.
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit.
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop
280 days per year.
Kia! Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one ********.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis (See above).
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.
MGB - I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either.
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a
fortune off the parts.
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA'* Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Aztek: I am getting paid to drive this thing
Pontiac Firebird: I still watch Rockford Files reruns
Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock
Pontiac Vibe: I have always wanted to drive the Toyota Matrix of American compact wagons
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie.
Porsche 944! - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be
inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too
liberal.
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic).
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior
than Isuzu.
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet.
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife.
------------------------
Red: You're assertive (or aggressive) and strong.
Yellow: It screams "Look at me!" -- which is why you don't see it on family sedans. It'* for sporty SUVs and expensive sports cars, in which it also says, "I'm so rich I don't care what you think" (example, a $50,370 Corvette convertible).
Orange: You're on top of the trends. Orange (in many variations) is a key new color in 2003. GM has "sunset orange metallic" pickups; Mercedes-Benz offers a "paprika metallic" C-Class sports coupe.
Silver: You ooze class. The No. 1 car color (it passed white for the first time in 2001), silver represents speed, power and success -- which is why it'* the favorite color of baby boomers (ages 38 to 56).
White: A longtime favorite and the color of rental cars. People under 65 in a white car like to blend in. For the elderly, white harks back to the elegance and wealth of the 1920s.
Black: Power/aggression sums it up. The top choice for ages 24 to 37 and one of the top colors targeted by thieves (along with red).
Blue (medium or dark): You're conservative, middle of the road. Blue always seems to be No. 5 or 6 on lists of the top 10 car colors.
Green (medium or dark): See blue, above, and add a touch of environmentalism.
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Re: What your car and color says about you
Originally Posted by Tamara
Black: Power/aggression sums it up. The top choice for ages 24 to 37 and one of the top colors targeted by thieves (along with red).
Power / Aggression ... yup that'* me!
And I'll beat any thief with a crow-bar that touches my car.
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Originally Posted by jr's3800
Originally Posted by 89BonnieSE89
Red: You're assertive (or aggressive) and strong
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Re: What your car and color says about you
haha the agression sums me up too...but it'* not so much the color of your car as the color that really attracts you to a car...
I guess the gray would be considered silver...as for the purple.. :? I dunno..
I guess the gray would be considered silver...as for the purple.. :? I dunno..
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Howabout:
Pontiac Bonneville: I will turn the other cheek to nasty insults, but if i get slapped they get nailed .
Oh and as for color, it doesnt really apply cause i wouldnt pass up the 38K miles for $4K if it was hot pink (tho i would get it painted)
Pontiac Bonneville: I will turn the other cheek to nasty insults, but if i get slapped they get nailed .
Oh and as for color, it doesnt really apply cause i wouldnt pass up the 38K miles for $4K if it was hot pink (tho i would get it painted)