Sorry, couldn't find many Pontiac ones (and no Bonneville stuff...)

What Your Car Says About You..."

Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.

Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars.

Acura NSX - I am impotent.

Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires.

Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states.

Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.

Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp.

Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people.

Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people'* reactions when I tell them
have a 'Vette.

Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis.

Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government.

Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather.

Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.

Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education, and I voted for
Eisenhower.

Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for ! four years to get this car.

Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate.

Ford Explorer - I will not be caught dead in a mini van.

Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart).

Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones.

Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change
lanes when I pull up behind them.

Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.

Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.

Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
convertible at all.

Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit.

Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.

Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop
280 days per year.

Kia! Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.

Lamborghini Countach - I only have one ********.

Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.

Mercury Grand Marquis (See above).

Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.

Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.

Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler.

MGB - I am dating a mechanic.

Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either.

Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.

Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a
fortune off the parts.

Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA'* Ten Most Wanted List.

Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.

Pontiac Aztek: I am getting paid to drive this thing

Pontiac Firebird: I still watch Rockford Files reruns

Pontiac Trans Am: I have a switchblade in my sock

Pontiac Vibe: I have always wanted to drive the Toyota Matrix of American compact wagons


Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie.

Porsche 944! - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be
inaccessible to me.

Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanon is a tad bit too
liberal.

Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic).

Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior
than Isuzu.

Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet.

Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.

Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet.

Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now.

Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife.

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Red: You're assertive (or aggressive) and strong.

Yellow: It screams "Look at me!" -- which is why you don't see it on family sedans. It'* for sporty SUVs and expensive sports cars, in which it also says, "I'm so rich I don't care what you think" (example, a $50,370 Corvette convertible).

Orange: You're on top of the trends. Orange (in many variations) is a key new color in 2003. GM has "sunset orange metallic" pickups; Mercedes-Benz offers a "paprika metallic" C-Class sports coupe.

Silver: You ooze class. The No. 1 car color (it passed white for the first time in 2001), silver represents speed, power and success -- which is why it'* the favorite color of baby boomers (ages 38 to 56).

White: A longtime favorite and the color of rental cars. People under 65 in a white car like to blend in. For the elderly, white harks back to the elegance and wealth of the 1920s.

Black: Power/aggression sums it up. The top choice for ages 24 to 37 and one of the top colors targeted by thieves (along with red).

Blue (medium or dark): You're conservative, middle of the road. Blue always seems to be No. 5 or 6 on lists of the top 10 car colors.

Green (medium or dark): See blue, above, and add a touch of environmentalism.

Meh...I need some work on this one then...lol

What about metallic purple, or as i like to call it, "Midnight grey". I like to keep a low profile with the cops, but i still keep my car damn clean looking.

Power / Aggression ... yup that'* me!
And I'll beat any thief with a crow-bar that touches my car.

what catagory does grey fall under? silver?

Hehe those codes, i'll go do that now on my laptop.. Thx for reminding me.

No more needs to be said! That'* me! Only thing missing is "Perfectionist"

haha the agression sums me up too...but it'* not so much the color of your car as the color that really attracts you to a car...

I guess the gray would be considered silver...as for the purple.. :? I dunno..

How about Purple Pearl? Thats my official color. and i think i'm gonna use it as my cars name, since it'* like a pearl! Not to rip off GMs idea or anything..

Howabout:
Pontiac Bonneville: I will turn the other cheek to nasty insults, but if i get slapped they get nailed .

Oh and as for color, it doesnt really apply cause i wouldnt pass up the 38K miles for $4K if it was hot pink (tho i would get it painted)