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06-10-2004, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Burgundy_Boat
hmm... i had just finished waxing some kid in his "top of the line really fast sports car" (93 or so Acura Integra LS), he asks to see under my hood so i pop it.
Him: Holy ***^, is that stock? ::points to strut tower bar::
Me: Yup, 100% bone stock.
Him: Dude that'* why you won, your car is supercharged...
Me: kinda confused
Him: Maybe you didn't know it, but this is a supercharger. ::points at alternator::
Me: Umm... Nope, that'* an alternator, I would know if my car was supercharged and it would say "Supercharged" right here. ::pointing to the spot where it would say Supercharged on the engine cover::
Him: Man, you don't know what your talking about, your car'* supercharged.
Him: Holy ***^, is that stock? ::points to strut tower bar::
Me: Yup, 100% bone stock.
Him: Dude that'* why you won, your car is supercharged...
Me: kinda confused
Him: Maybe you didn't know it, but this is a supercharger. ::points at alternator::
Me: Umm... Nope, that'* an alternator, I would know if my car was supercharged and it would say "Supercharged" right here. ::pointing to the spot where it would say Supercharged on the engine cover::
Him: Man, you don't know what your talking about, your car'* supercharged.
06-10-2004, 11:14 AM
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this one just happened last night i was helpin my ex gf figure out why the premium sound package in her explorer wasnt workin.... and so it goes down like this.....
me: "prolly a bad voice coil at the sub or wire, lets take it to "The Other Guys" a shop here in town...
her: ok yiou can drive..... OH another thing everytime i turn on my headlights the compass display and radio display go out.....
me: well it could be a bad ground.... i flip the **** on/off a couple times... sit there and look at it for a minute... then look over at her w/ a funny look on my face
her: what?? whats wrong?
i magicly make the radio display and the compass light up...."maybe you should TURN YOUR DIMMER SWITCH BACK UP"
Both start laughing and i preceed to say "Sara.. this is a priceless moment you know..."
her: shut up.. i hate you
me: "prolly a bad voice coil at the sub or wire, lets take it to "The Other Guys" a shop here in town...
her: ok yiou can drive..... OH another thing everytime i turn on my headlights the compass display and radio display go out.....
me: well it could be a bad ground.... i flip the **** on/off a couple times... sit there and look at it for a minute... then look over at her w/ a funny look on my face
her: what?? whats wrong?
i magicly make the radio display and the compass light up...."maybe you should TURN YOUR DIMMER SWITCH BACK UP"
Both start laughing and i preceed to say "Sara.. this is a priceless moment you know..."
her: shut up.. i hate you
06-11-2004, 07:41 AM
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Several years ago while still dreaming of owning a supercharged Pontiac, my wife and I stopped at a used car dealership and were checking out a ~93 maroon SSEi (with the dreaded 'same body color' maroon wheels... what was Pontiac thinking?). Salesmen are swarming around us like sharks, and one finally approaches as I'm looking inside the car.
Him (trying to be serious): You are looking at my favorite car on this entire lot!
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty interested in a supercharged Pontiac sedan... although I'm not crazy about these wheels.
Him (proving his unmatched intellect): Oh, we could change those out, no problem. This SSEi is supercharged!
Me: Uh, yeah I know. I am also a fan of the GTP, the supercharged Grand Prix'*...
Him (trying to keep up): Oh yeah, the supercharged version ... you mean the GTPSSEi.
Me: Riiiiight. How about a test drive?
Him (trying to be serious): You are looking at my favorite car on this entire lot!
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty interested in a supercharged Pontiac sedan... although I'm not crazy about these wheels.
Him (proving his unmatched intellect): Oh, we could change those out, no problem. This SSEi is supercharged!
Me: Uh, yeah I know. I am also a fan of the GTP, the supercharged Grand Prix'*...
Him (trying to keep up): Oh yeah, the supercharged version ... you mean the GTPSSEi.
Me: Riiiiight. How about a test drive?
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