...that anyone has asked about your vehicle(*)??

Dude: Whats the switch for?
Me: Nitrous and purge.
Dude: Ohhh. Is that the stuff that blows flames out of your exhaust?
Me:

More recently-
Dude: You have a boost gauge but no monster tach?
Me: Uhh, no. Why would I need a big tach if I already have a factory one?
Dude: You can rev it to 9000 then.
Me:

This one happened when I was rinsing the tire and numbers off after a track night(if the units knew I ran this car they'd kill me).
Police Officer as he approaches the wash bay: Son, what are you doing?
Me: Ummm, washing my car officer.
Him: Stared at me for like two minutes 'till he realized he got oWn3d and drove away.

I would've thought that all the soap and me holding the wash wand would've given it away on what I was really doing...

ha thats great

Dumbest "car" scenario

At the car wash with Paul, washin RLD and my Aurora, this older feller pulls up in his Mazda 626 with American Eagle 16'* (woOoOoOoo)...bare in mind its al 95 626

Man: You guys race?
Me: Naw
Paul: No
Man: I just beat a 5.0L Mustang on the hwy 2 weeks ago?
Me: Was he challenging you
Man: Nope

Paul and look at each other :?

As he drives away, I mention, my floor mats are faster then his car

Go into a garage/shop type of store a few months ago with my car....

Owner: What do you have?
Me: 97' Pontiac Bonneville
Owner: The motorcycle?
Me: ............. :? .................."Me?" Owner: "Yea you" Me: No, the Pontiac Bonneville Car
Owner: ...........................Can you bring it in tommarow at 1400hrs?
Me: No, but I can bring it in at 2:00pm. (Just to mess with him)
Owner: Ok, sounds good!
Me: Riiiiiiight. Ok, see you tommarow

Mechanic at a Pontiac Dealer:

"What are these switches on your console? The little black ones and red one? I forgot what options they're for. We don't see too many SSEi'*"






Okayyyyy........

"I installed those switches. They're for the radar and water/alcohol injection."

Him:

"But what options were they for before you re-wired them?"



I took that as a compliment on my switch installation skilz.

Good post SSsuperchargedEi

funny stuff in here!

keep um rolling ....too funny

where'* yours?!?!?!!?

the dumbest thing i was ever asked was by a kid that was cruising and pulled up next to me at a local mall,

him: that'* a bonneville right?

me: yeah sure is

him: pontiac right?

i could just laugh at him

Pricelesss........
(I'll have to remember that one....)

I do have a really funny quote/comment... but it requires telling a story... enjoy


My friend Ryan is driving my gf Jen home and another friend.
I get a phone call like 10mins after they leave.... it'* Jen.
Ryan hit a giant piece of wood on the highway and blew a tire. Jen doesn't think Ryan can handle it.

So I drive out.... good thing they warned me about the wood, otherwise I would have hit it for sure too....

It'* like 11:30pm... cold.. and **** pouring rain.

I pull up behind Ryans car... he'* out trying to change the tire.
I notice that he'* only about 50ft from going under an overpass (the highway he just came off of).

I asked him... "Why didn't you pull under the overpass so that we won't get wet?"
His reponse... "I didn't want to ruin the tire" (I hope he mean't rim)
I said... "But it'* only like 50ft?" He just stares at me.

Ok.. alright... he'* already got the jack under the car, and the tire is completely flat.
The two girls are currently still in his car.... I suggest they go wait in mine, so we can jack it up easier, and safer.

Ryan jacks it up and I goto get the spare out of the trunk.
Ryan looses the lugnuts and.... here it comes....

... trys to peel the tire off the rim with his hands.....

I asked him "What are you trying to do??"
He said "take the tire off.. why?"
I said... "no no.. we have to take the rim off and put the spare on"
He said ..."oh.. I thought you just take the tire off... I thought that black rim was to hold the shape of the spare tire"

I wasn't sure if I should smack him... or fall over laughing....

Smack Him