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Old 01-24-2010, 12:18 AM   #1
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bulls**ttin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
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Great one Todd!! Nicely played....
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So true. But man, talk about a dream job.
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i'll take that job!! hehehehe good one!!
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I'll pass on that job. Ain't no matter how well her golf course plays, or how her mountains are viewed, but being forced to shop with a women hours on end, I could not handle that.
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I'll pass on that job. Ain't no matter how well her golf course plays, or how her mountains are viewed, but being forced to shop with a women hours on end, I could not handle that.
I think I could, for $200,000 salary and what would come later at night
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