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Old 03-05-2007, 07:24 PM   #1
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Hello and thank you for calling the State Mental Hospital.
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If its a repost, who cares? lol im sure theres one other person besides me who hasnt seen this yet.
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Old 03-05-2007, 07:53 PM   #2
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Not sure if thats a repost... But I like it any ways

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