A MUST READ WARNING FOR MEN!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
females use a date rape drug on the market called Beer.
The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. Beer is used by female sexual
predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home
and have sex with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered
helpless against this approach.
After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be
attracted. After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories
of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a
vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life'*
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases,
the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the Unsuspecting male into
a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage".
Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and
sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this
'Beer' and the women administering it, there are male support groups
where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with
similarly affected like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "GOLF COURSES" in the
phone book.

Lol, I think I pulled a muscle from laughing

So that'* how I got where I am now.......

You didn't need any help....you went willingly

now that'* pretty god damn funny!