Walmart Greeter
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Walmart Greeter
A very disheveled, unattractive, profoundly obese, smelly, mean actin', nasty in EVERY sense of the word woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow. As she offers a cart, the Wal-Mart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"? The ugly woman snarls, "No, the oldest one, he'* 9 and the younger one, she'* 7. "Why?... Do you think they really look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"!
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..and in a shameful turn of events, my exwife, who can be described as that ugly woman in the joke, and who has two kids (one is mine), IS the Walmart greeter where she lives!
So, yeah, I thought that joke was pretty funny!
So, yeah, I thought that joke was pretty funny!
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Originally Posted by sandrock
..and in a shameful turn of events, my exwife, who can be described as that ugly woman in the joke, and who has two kids (one is mine), IS the Walmart greeter where she lives!
So, yeah, I thought that joke was pretty funny!
So, yeah, I thought that joke was pretty funny!
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Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
Originally Posted by sandrock
..and in a shameful turn of events, my exwife, who can be described as that ugly woman in the joke, and who has two kids (one is mine), IS the Walmart greeter where she lives!
So, yeah, I thought that joke was pretty funny!
So, yeah, I thought that joke was pretty funny!
Hilarious joke.
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SSE14U24ME wrote:
sandrock wrote:
..and in a shameful turn of events, my exwife, who can be described as that ugly woman in the joke, and who has two kids (one is mine), IS the Walmart greeter where she lives!
So, yeah, I thought that joke was pretty funny! Laughing
But dude, you were the one that married her!!
sandrock wrote:
..and in a shameful turn of events, my exwife, who can be described as that ugly woman in the joke, and who has two kids (one is mine), IS the Walmart greeter where she lives!
So, yeah, I thought that joke was pretty funny! Laughing
But dude, you were the one that married her!!
True, but when you are stationed overseas on a very small island for a few years, even snaglepusses look good. I won't get into details, but I am so glad she is out of my life in that respect (marriage). If she didn't cheat on me, I don't know what I would have done!
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