A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around
the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What'* that mean?" asked
the child.
"Go ask your father. I think he'* in the garage.

" The little girl goes to the garage and says,
"Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block?
I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline,
and scrubbed the dog'* backside with it to disguise the scent, and said
"OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash
and only go one time round the block." The little girl left and
returned a few
minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised,


Dad asked, "Where'* Belle?"
(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )
The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block,
So another dog is pushing her home

laughing out loud at work!

SWEEEET

that was great

I am soooo glad my boss was out to lunch when I read this because I laughed outloud. That is too funny!!!

X 2. Waiting for someone to come over to find out what the commotion is.

X3, but there isn't anyone else here.

I loved it!