Wal-Mart joke
12-02-2004, 12:22 PM
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Wal-Mart joke
sorry if its a repost. but i laughed my a@# off
>Bored at Wal-Mart?
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>15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife is taking her
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>sweet time:
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>1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people'* carts when they aren't looking.
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>2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
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>3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest-room.
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>4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: Code 3 in House wares... and see what happens.
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>5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M'* on lay-away.
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>6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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>7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
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>8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
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>9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
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>10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located
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>11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
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>12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
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>13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
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>14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It'* those voices again!" And last but not least:
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>15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There'* no toilet paper in here".
>Bored at Wal-Mart?
>
>
>15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife is taking her
>
>sweet time:
>
>
>1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people'* carts when they aren't looking.
>
>
>2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
>
>
>3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest-room.
>
>
>4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: Code 3 in House wares... and see what happens.
>
>
>5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M'* on lay-away.
>
>
>6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>
>7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
>
>
>8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
>
>
>9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
>
>
>10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located
>
>
>11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
>
>
>12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
>
>
>13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
>
>
>14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It'* those voices again!" And last but not least:
>
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>15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There'* no toilet paper in here".
12-02-2004, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Bumball
Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There'* no toilet paper in here".
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