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Old 12-02-2004, 01:22 PM   #1
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sorry if its a repost. but i laughed my [email protected]# off

>Bored at Wal-Mart?
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>15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife is taking her
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>sweet time:
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>1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people'* carts when they aren't looking.
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>2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
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>3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest-room.
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>4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: Code 3 in House wares... and see what happens.
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>5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M'* on lay-away.
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>6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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>7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
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>8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
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>9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
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>10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located
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>11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
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>12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
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>13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
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>14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It'* those voices again!" And last but not least:
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>15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There'* no toilet paper in here".
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Too funny!!!!
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After a horrible day, that was definatly the thing to bring up my day.. or hell even my week

Hiliarous man!


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Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There'* no toilet paper in here".
LMAO

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that was freaking hilarious! OMG!
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that was so funny. i LMAO!!!
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jr. is going to ban you
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies rest-room.
I had a friend do that once....I still think it'* hilarious....but OMG did he get into some trouble...LOL...The COndoms is jsut a classic, I done that a few times.
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HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO FUNNY
oh my god


im gonna try it! LOL
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