im looking for a website where i can get voicemail greetings( funnyy ones)
any ideas

I don't know of any sites, but I do know a few.

If you are a family member or friend looking to borrow money, a telemarketer, or anyone else needing money, I'm broke. If you are a hot chick, I'm rich.

This is not an answering machine(or whatever), this is a telepathic thought recording machine. Please think really hard about your name and number, and I'll think about getting back to you.

I don't know of any sites but I have a couple I use on my answering machine.

One has Breaking the Law by Judas Priest playing in the background and I say "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used to determine whether I call you back or not" I got a wrong number call from some old lady and she told off my answering machine. I thought that was too funny.

I also like the "Hello, Oh hi, by the way, I'm not available right now" Most of my friends cussed me out cuz they talked to the greeting thinking I had answered.

I found a disconnected number and taped the recorded operator until after it said "The number you have called ***-**** - and then recorded that and then put in my number and said is not available. I had many people think my phone got disconnected.

And last but not least- my poem:

You called my house, you rang my phone. If you haven't guessed- I'm not home. Don't hang up now, you're almost through. Leave your name and number I'll get back to you.

Messages you have to record yourself (text scripts):
http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_answer..._messages.html
http://www.zeltser.com/humor/answ.machines.html
http://www.phonelosers.org/answering_machines/

Wav files:
http://www.ilovewavs.com/comedy/AnsMach/AnsMach.htm
http://www.angelfire.com/bc3/wav/machine.html (Angelfire popups)
http://www.sillyhumor.com/answer.html

http://www.ilovewavs.com/comedy/AnsM...0questions.wav

mine is a line from anchorman and my roommates is a line from along came polly. do sumthing like that.