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Old 12-29-2005, 09:13 PM   #1
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im looking for a website where i can get voicemail greetings( funnyy ones)
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I don't know of any sites, but I do know a few.

If you are a family member or friend looking to borrow money, a telemarketer, or anyone else needing money, I'm broke. If you are a hot chick, I'm rich.

This is not an answering machine(or whatever), this is a telepathic thought recording machine. Please think really hard about your name and number, and I'll think about getting back to you.
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I don't know of any sites but I have a couple I use on my answering machine.

One has Breaking the Law by Judas Priest playing in the background and I say "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used to determine whether I call you back or not" I got a wrong number call from some old lady and she told off my answering machine. I thought that was too funny.

I also like the "Hello, Oh hi, by the way, I'm not available right now" Most of my friends cussed me out cuz they talked to the greeting thinking I had answered.

I found a disconnected number and taped the recorded operator until after it said "The number you have called ***-**** - and then recorded that and then put in my number and said is not available. I had many people think my phone got disconnected.

And last but not least- my poem:

You called my house, you rang my phone. If you haven't guessed- I'm not home. Don't hang up now, you're almost through. Leave your name and number I'll get back to you.
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mine is a line from anchorman and my roommates is a line from along came polly. do sumthing like that.
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