I've had 7 tickets in 14 years (plus let off the hook 3 times), and all I can add to this conversation is, it'* nice to have a father who'* an attorney.

1 ticket, 47mph in a 30. Almost got busted doing 110 in a 55 but the county sheriff just wasn't fast enough to the radar gun (thank god for good brakes)!

My first speeding ticket was shortly after I got my first car, wanted to see what it could do, so I got it up to about 150 in an 80 zone ( km/h) the cop was going in the other direction and had to turn around. He came up on me as if I was stopped, but he radared me doing something like 80 in a 60 zone or something, so he didn't see my real speed.
Needless to say he forgot to write the year on the ticket and I got off of that one. I left it in my jacket pocket and shortly after we went camping and it was nice to see that ticket BURN

8 tickets in the past 2 years all in the truck

Well I'm Bob but I penname " Rosco the Iroc" because thats what I use on the other boards I'm on. My Camaro got it'* name from when I got it someone had cut the I out of IROC-Z on the door thus roc-z. Plus everyone who rides with my starts to to the dododo-do like Roscoe-peco-train so one day I just started calling the car Rosco.
The SSEI is bitchy-bonnie. A couple days out of the month it'* a pain the rest of the time it'* ok.

Well when I take my riding lessons, we have two Kims in my class, so we made up nicknames, kimmers is me and kimbo is the other kim. Plus I have a really cool girlfriend who lives in Las Vegas who really started calling me that, it just kinda stuck.
Nothing exciting. But my Grandma when alive, used to call me KIMMIE...lol, used to drive me up the wall, Being a teenager hanging with your friends and you hear that coming high pitched at ya....man it was scary...lol.

Anyways off to work...

Well I use BonDevil because when my friend first got his license, he got a 1979 or 80 Bonneville. It was black and all dented up, a perfect bomber. V8, rear wheel drive with snow tires on the back. We could fit about 9 teenagers in it. Anyway, we called it the "BonDevil". Pronounced ( Bon-Dev-ILL), so it rolls off the tounge like Bon-Nev-ILL.
That car was the best, and actually started my love for them. It was basically industuctable. We took it through corn fields, and plowed through snowbanks. When we washed it we just used the squegees at the gas stations, you know the ones that you use for cleaning your windows!

When he got a new car we vowed to drive it off a cliff into the river, so that no one could ever drive it again. But his nieghbor offered to buy it and use it in a demolition derby.......we thought that was fitting, and agreed. It was never heard from again.LOL

As for me, real name is Marshall Johnson, but my friends call me MOOSE. To put it shortly they call me that because in sixth grade, I hit my growth spurt way before any of my friends. So I was about two feet taller than all of them, and looked tall and lankey like a Moose. That was sixth grade and I'm 23 now and they still call me that.

So you all can call me Moose, or BonDevil, whatever turns your crank

O.K that'* enough story time children, time for bed!!!

Later.

How about DUMBFUCK instead of pf78!

hmmmmmmm.
An interesting comment.

I think I sense hostility. That or there has been a vast change in the english language.

Ty

On the west coast of Canada where I am from they use a different version of that.

Ty