Haha yea you're toasted. I'm fairly goone too. Had a litre of vodka tonight. It felt good. Kinda a nice excape from the boring, shitty lifestyle I lead. Every day is the same ole ****. I wake up and my mother thats been commited twice takes a big dump without turning the fan on and stinks up the house. Then I sit with her all day watching court TV because I can't get a winter job because retail has a problem with me being on call if it snows. Then the big excitement of my life comes if I see a squerril in the back yard. I run and get my gun to shoot it and take pics of my kill. And now I shall finish the night off with a double dose of NyQuil. Over and out.

Where the hell did that come from.
A bottle of vodka and a gun.

Cheers my friend. sweet dreams.