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Old 01-06-2007, 12:02 AM   #1
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If you receive an email entitled


"Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD'* you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.



FOR GOD'* SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??



It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair (hair remover) and your Nair with Rogaine (hair growth) . If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 98, ME, 2000 or XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.


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WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *** And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.

Send this warning to everyone!!!

THERE'* A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

And look at you - You're on the bloody computer!!!!
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WTF have you been drinking tonight

Get back to tearing that engine apart.
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oh jees.... and they call this a family forum...
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Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

And look at you - You're on the bloody computer!!!!
Says the guy with the most posts...
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He doesn't get much sex
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I get more than you old man. Difference? I have a GF, and you've been married too long.
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I get more than you old man. Difference? I have a GF, and you've been married too long.
Guess again Billy. :P

You already know you married the wrong woman and now I'm convinced.

I married the right woman.
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We need to get Laura to join and get the REAL story.
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We need to get Laura to join and get the REAL story.
College ftw.

Although andrew takes the cake... But that'* for MSN!
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We need to get Laura to join and get the REAL story.
I never lie Bill.

We'll have to get your woman and mine on here to really find out the truth.


....on a plastic sheet with the Mazzolla.
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