Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby..'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep... No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Great, another thing we all have to look forward to.

Dan at least you still have your teeth!

ROFLMAO!

Thanks Kevin!

Haha, glad I'm still young enough to laugh at this.

If I had my way, I'd get rid of most of my teeth. Problematic little bastids.

Outstanding Kevin. I think you deserve an award for clearing out a hole forum with posts