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Old 01-26-2010, 11:15 PM   #1
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby..'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep... No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'
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Great, another thing we all have to look forward to.
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Great, another thing we all have to look forward to.
Dan at least you still have your teeth!
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ROFLMAO!

Thanks Kevin!
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Haha, glad I'm still young enough to laugh at this.
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If I had my way, I'd get rid of most of my teeth. Problematic little bastids.

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