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Old Feb 27, 2010 | 07:14 PM
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A Massachusetts State Police Officer sees a car puttering along the highway at 38 MPH so he turns on his lights and pulls them over. There are Five old ladies ~ two in the front seat and three in the back ~ eyes wide and white as ghosts sat silently staring straight ahead.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit: 38 MPH! What seems to be the problem?'

The Statie, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that "38" is the route number, not the speed limit.

The 80-year-old woman sheepishly grinned and thanked him for pointing out her error.

“Before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask: Is everyone in this car ok? The other ladies seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."

"Oh, they'll be okay in a minute,” says the driver. “We just got off of Route 128 "
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Old Feb 27, 2010 | 07:16 PM
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hahahahahahaha that'* funny!!!!
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Old Feb 27, 2010 | 07:31 PM
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Thats a good one Kev
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Old Feb 27, 2010 | 08:34 PM
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Ahh, that gave me a snicker.
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Old Feb 27, 2010 | 09:35 PM
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I'll bet that they were driving a Lesabre.
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Old Feb 28, 2010 | 02:27 AM
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To bad I'm not old enough to use that excuse. I drive I-88 every week. That would make the trips much quicker.
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Old Feb 28, 2010 | 07:52 AM
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Outstanding Kevin!! Keep em coming!
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Old Feb 28, 2010 | 10:00 AM
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So that explains why people seem to always be driving slow when I'm on 30
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Old Feb 28, 2010 | 10:12 AM
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I'm just glad they werent up here on I-494
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