Two boys in Boston.
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Two boys in Boston.
Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by
a killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the boys legs.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence,
wedged it into the dog'* collar and twisted it, breaking the dog'* neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and
rushed over to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline, 'Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious
Animal.'
"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.
"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed
you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Fan Rescues
Friend From Horrific Dog Attack"
"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter
says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John
Kerry, or Ted Kennedy . What team or person do you like?''.
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
"Arrogant Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
a killer Rottweiler. The dog had already locked his jaws on the boys legs.
Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence,
wedged it into the dog'* collar and twisted it, breaking the dog'* neck.
A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and
rushed over to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline, 'Brave Boston Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious
Animal.'
"But I'm not a Boston Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.
"Sorry" replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed
you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter began again, "John Kerry Fan Rescues
Friend From Horrific Dog Attack"
"But I'm not a John Kerry fan either," the boy responds. The reporter
says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox, John
Kerry, or Ted Kennedy . What team or person do you like?''.
"I'm a Texas Ranger fan, and I really like George W. Bush" the boy says.
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
"Arrogant Little Republican Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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