Translations for men
 

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

"IT'S A GUY THING"

Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"

Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."

Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated:* "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car

I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."

Thanks for the help!! Now things are more clear. I have always been amazed that Jeff knows the VIN numbers to his cars. I know mine starts with a 1. Thats it. I don't even know my tag number :lol:

This should make my relationships much better now :lol:

Hey Gummy, thanks for helping all us guys out :lol: Anything else you wanna spill while your at it?

Traitor!!!

http://www.mos95b.com/New/-Ban%20-%2...ng/ban_him.jpg

This post just goes to show that he knows how to share and didn't miss that day in kindergarten unlike some others on here who shall remain nameless- until I decide otherwise :twisted:

Whatever chica...

Jim.. you suck..

Don't ban him,strip him of his Bonne and his mod status for divulging our secrets :twisted:

I've already unleashed the info to the female population :twisted: :lol:

MAN THE LIFE BOATS,GENTS

WE'RE IN TROUBLE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No worries, you guys never stood a chance against us women anyways :lol: :twisted: