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Old 01-29-2008, 08:19 PM   #1
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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip',
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who'* boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
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Our dog is REAL particular about where it does it'* functions.
It will pee, and then have to find a different spot to poop.
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Our dog is REAL particular about where it does it'* functions.
It will pee, and then have to find a different spot to poop.
My wife'* dog isn't fussy, any neighbours yard will do.
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Our little guy is a little bit particular about going outside when it is -30....Gee why would that be
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