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Old 11-29-2007, 01:03 AM   #1
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1 Beer, the cause of and solution to, all life'* problems.
Homer Simpson

2 I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.
Tom Waits. Man, he has a way with words.

3 All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let'* just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson

4 I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan.

5 Work is the curse of the drinking classes
Oscar Wilde. Another master of putting words together in ways that stick true.

6 I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that'* as good as they're going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

7 The Smoker You Drink, The Player You Get
Joe Walsh

8 Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets
Arthur, played by Dudley Moore.

9 Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Anonymous

10 They talk of my drinking but never my thirst.
Scottish saying.

11 When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn't depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession.
Danny McGoorty

12 Drinking is a way of ending the day.
Earnest Hemingway.

13 I never eat breakfast on an empty stomach.
WC Fields

14 An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Earnest Hemingway

15 You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa

16 Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Henry Lawson

17 This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Samuel Johnson

18 The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
Richard Braunstein

19 I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best

20 There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Ben Franklin

21 They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
Casey Stengel

22 I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward

23 Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money?
Milan Maximovich

24 Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
Steve Allen. Love the glasses!

25 The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Martin Mull
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Every man should have this memorialize in bronze in front of their beer fridge (yes, the fridge dedicated to beer, only)
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you forgot "MMMM MMMM B!tch!" j/k those are
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ill have to remember this (even though i wont right now)
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Every man should have this memorialize in bronze in front of their beer fridge (yes, the fridge dedicated to beer, only)
I find this humorous because the last time I was at BillBoost'* place, the only new thing besides that cat was the dedicated beer fridge. Will have to Print this off and take it there next time I go.
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I'll drink to that.

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Every man should have this memorialize in bronze in front of their beer fridge (yes, the fridge dedicated to beer, only)
I find this humorous because the last time I was at BillBoost'* place, the only new thing besides that cat was the dedicated beer fridge. Will have to Print this off and take it there next time I go.
I have one now because my brother bought a keg fridge and a regular fridge both for beer. So now I have a mini fridge for beer.
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