"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, The Swiss hold the America'* Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war."
~Charles Barkley

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
~Paula Poundstone

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There'* a support group for that. It'* called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
~Drew Carey

"The problem with the designated driver program, it'* not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
~Jeff Foxworthy

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children"
~Unknown

"I really enjoy traveling to overseas countries a lot....like Canada!"
~Brittney Spears



And people are actually interested in these peoples' politics???

Sir Charles has some good points. I always wondered if Brittney Spears was a natural blonde (whata a numby)

Umm...well, the first one was actually Chris Rock, if I remember right, and I could have sworn that Britney quote was actually Jessica Simson...I could be way off....