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Old 08-25-2003, 03:29 AM   #1
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Default The Top 14 Chapters in "NASCAR for Dummies"

14 - Chapter 1: How to Read

13 - Chapter 6: Dress for Success: Tube Tops and Skynyrd Tour Shirts

12 - Chapter 4: Advanced Technical Terms -- "Yeeeehaww!", "Whoooodoggie!", and "Golldurn!"

11 - Chapter 12: Why Drunk Chicks Flash the Drivers, and How to Nail Them

10 - Chapter 17: "I Watch for the Allegorical Portrayal of Post-Modern Tropism" and Other Things to Tell Fancy-Pants Urbanites

9 - Chapter 5: Saying "Dick Trickle" Without Snickering

8 - Appendix A: 20 Quick Prayers for Those Upside-Down Moments

7 - Chapter 2: The Finer Points of Hating Jeff Gordon

6 - Chapter 13: Where to Find Them Little Fake "Calvin" Kids Peeing On Stuff

5 - Chapter 8: I Tell You Whut!

4 - Chapter 9: Going the Distance: Peeing Into an Empty Big Gulp Cup at 200+ mph

3 - Chapter 15: Spit or Swallow? Learning to Chew Tobacco Through Sexual Metaphors

2 - Chapter 3: Hey, Isn't Dale a Girl'* Name?

and the Number 1 Chapter in "NASCAR for Dummies"...

Chapter 7: The Mullet: The Haircut of the Gods is a Practical AND Fashionable Hairstyle for the Discerning Automotive Enthusiast

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