Went to the haunted house last night with the wife and kids. The kids were laughing, it was kind of lame. But one part was bad. As I went threw the haunted coal mone, then threw the haunted jungle, I heard banjo music. What'* scary about that? Unless you've seen the deliverence. I enter the yard of a hillbilly, he'* sitting on his porch on a rocker, giggling. I think, what'* scary about this. Then I feel the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Ok not really, I have no hair. But I look down and what do I see in the yard? A green hood, front bumper, and fender of a Bonneville. I start to think, where'* the rest? Those monsters killed it, I'll bet they ate it.

So the rumors are true....


...Zilla IS a zombie!!

the funny thing is, that'* the first car I thought of.