Today's Blonde Joke
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Today'* Blonde Joke
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman from South Carolina arrived and bet $20,000 on
a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from
the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed...
YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally,
one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know -- I thought you were watching."
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid and not all blondes are dumb ... but all
men are men.
attractive blonde woman from South Carolina arrived and bet $20,000 on
a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from
the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new
clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed...
YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her
winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally,
one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know -- I thought you were watching."
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid and not all blondes are dumb ... but all
men are men.
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