Things Rednecks Never Say
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From: Midland, MI
Originally Posted by footballplayer7474
, you drink sweet tea and lemonade year round. you must live in the south too. thats just a few things.
My neighbors are from TN and they are like that...they are a little fruit loopy tho...sooo
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From: Winnipeg, Manitoba
Originally Posted by MOS95B
Originally Posted by Doug G
Originally Posted by Sol
That'* funny.
But honestly, what exactly defines a redneck?
But honestly, what exactly defines a redneck?
But what do I know I'm Canadian were messed up in our own way.
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From: Farmington, Minnesota =MWBF '05 SURVIVOR= =CEBF '06 SURVIVOR= =August '06 COTM=
Originally Posted by footballplayer7474
Originally Posted by Doug G
aww come on now rednecks are people too. Kind of.
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From: My reclining computer chair
Not on the Do Not say list but,
Rednecks are really smart!!!!!
Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob'* house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob'* house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas Buddy."
Rednecks are really smart!!!!!
Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob'* house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob'* house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas Buddy."
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From: The South
Originally Posted by dbeast420
Not on the Do Not say list but,
Rednecks are really smart!!!!!
Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob'* house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob'* house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas Buddy."
Rednecks are really smart!!!!!
Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob'* house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.
The phone rings at Billy Bob'* house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas Buddy."
runs to go tell redneck buddies that joke!
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From: Pennsylvania
Is Jacksonville Florida the country? I dont think so, but true rednecks are in the Bible Belt mainly. Rather be friends with a red than a snobby wannabee classy person or ignorant one sided person. Just like the song goes "Tennesse River and the Mountain Man, we get together anytime we can" eeee yahhhh 