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Old 12-30-2004, 07:15 PM   #11
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I remember listening to a foxworthy tape and remember him saying "If you go to a family reunion cruising for chicks, ya gotta be a redneck" dont know if thats true or not.
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, you drink sweet tea and lemonade year round. you must live in the south too. thats just a few things.

My neighbors are from TN and they are like that...they are a little fruit loopy tho...sooo
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That'* funny.


But honestly, what exactly defines a redneck?
I think you have to be from the southern States, and have less than six teeth.
But what do I know I'm Canadian were messed up in our own way.
The STereotypical is one of the biggest rednecks there is. Bob and Doug MacKenzie ring a bell?
Now thats just hurtfull. I guess.
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One more for the list........

"You sure you're 18 ?!?!?!?!?!"
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its great being a red neck...yall should try it.
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Until a tree has been a tool involved in fixing your car... It doesn't really count.
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aww come on now rednecks are people too. Kind of.
yes, we are, more than yall give us credit for.
Ain't that the truth
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Not on the Do Not say list but,

Rednecks are really smart!!!!!

Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob'* house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob'* house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas Buddy."
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Not on the Do Not say list but,

Rednecks are really smart!!!!!

Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob'* house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob'* house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas Buddy."
thats great!!!!








runs to go tell redneck buddies that joke!
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Is Jacksonville Florida the country? I dont think so, but true rednecks are in the Bible Belt mainly. Rather be friends with a red than a snobby wannabee classy person or ignorant one sided person. Just like the song goes "Tennesse River and the Mountain Man, we get together anytime we can" eeee yahhhh
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