.........or just doesnt' bother too

1. Why do I get cussed out females that are "friends" when they see me with someone else? it'* not like I'm with anyone;

2. Why is it when I ask for something to eat I get "Fix it yourself lazy ****" insted of "Oh baby sure, what else do U want me to do for U"?

3. Why can't my dad get financed for anything because of my bad *ahem* horrible credit? I guess things like that happen when U share a first and last name

4. Why doesn't the word "Gay" mean happy anymore?

5. Why do I keep opening and shutting the "Ice box" expecting someting new to be in thier somewhere?

6. Why is it when I'm assinged to do a job at work they pick the dumbest **** in the plant to assist me?

7. Why did I buy a pocket dictionary and I don't use it?

8. Why do they say buy one get one free when actually they just over charge for the first item anyway?

10. Why did I just skip nine?

11. Why do I drive around town wasting gas when it'* soo expinsive?

12. Why did I get Owened by a 50+ year old in a Montana?

13. 12 was just not right!

14. Why do I feel like I post like MOS all a sudden ?

15. Why can't U be hanging outside tha club with a drink in your hand?

16. Why did I see a Pontiac GTO in the trader today with 60 miles on it and it'* already for sale?

17. Why,

Because.

Cause nobody likes you, monkey boy. (I like you, but I really like this quote from bloodhound gang)

An '04? I'd buy it.

Because I am a mentor....

1. ...Women

2. Because you're not with anyone, so no one has to do anything

4. Ever seen Christopher Lowell?

10. 9 sucks

11. Because you gotta show off the chrome you spent your other money on, or you're not getting full value

12. Was it your infamous Montana GXP?

13. No it wasn't.

14. You're a very old man with very long hair?

15. Because you probably didn't buy their drink.

16. Someone has too much money, and doesn't know what they want.

as far as #2- you get what you give.