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Old 08-04-2006, 11:12 AM   #1
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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.

You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even

one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were

too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed

the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

Caution...

They Walk Among Us

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which

direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking

him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When

my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime,

she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!

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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a

call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.

I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,

7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting

to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard

one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her

weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think

she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it'* designed to cut through a seat belt

if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk..

They Walk Among Us!

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.

Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and

gave us a 20% discount....

They Walk Among Us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an

earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned

her head?" I explained that a person'* nose and ear remain the same distance apart

no matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage

office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and

told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good

hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...

They Walk Among Us!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.

He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4

pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.

"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.

They walk among us, AND reproduce!
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omg...too funny...

im definitely sharin these
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage

office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and

told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good

hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...
Bill Engvall told that one on one of the Blue Collar tours

But them is funny right there!!!!
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Good ones!! It is frightening what some people say or do! I know I'm capable of saying & doing some pretty stupid stuff
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All real good-uns!

And John and Tracy add the extra bit of fun to this thread.

Ya-alls kill me!!!!
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