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Old 06-21-2005, 10:58 AM   #1
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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen!

The woman asked the cowboy, "Is it true what they say about men with big feet?"

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't ya'll come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real embarrassed and flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

The woman replied, "Don't be embarrassed just take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."


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A hundred dollars won't buy a good pair of boots....
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A hundred dollars won't buy a good pair of boots....
Okay stud.
$100 will buy very good boots on Ebay
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