drinking w/ a texan!

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A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a good ol' boy from Texas are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the Same
one twice."

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
Glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same one twice either.

The good ol' boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in
one draft, throws the glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the Mexican and the Iraqi.

Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and asking the bartender for a refill, he says,

"In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs, that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America

we dont have that meny arabs though. funny though

Too Funy


Come to michigan, mainly detroit area that will change your mind :P