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Old 12-10-2007, 03:42 PM   #1
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use
the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60'*, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions
and millions of cows in America but we haven'tgot a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants
and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Azz Tomorrow'
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Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Where'* my sammich [/code]
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Life is sexually transmitted.
and always fatal
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Good one...

I'd end up wearing it.
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And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions
and millions of cows in America but we haven'tgot a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants
and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?
FTW!!!
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These are good. I want some of them put on t-shirts
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