Ten things you don't know about women
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Originally Posted by ga93sle
the circular saw--yet i'm still to find a woman that can use one
the signal flare--men don't need em, we know what we're doing
the space suit--but men went to space first
the bulletproof vest--not entirely bulletproof, FIX IT!
the windshield wiper--cool, then send me a new set, mine are all squeaky and DON'T WORK HALF THE TIME
the signal flare--men don't need em, we know what we're doing
the space suit--but men went to space first
the bulletproof vest--not entirely bulletproof, FIX IT!
the windshield wiper--cool, then send me a new set, mine are all squeaky and DON'T WORK HALF THE TIME
other than that, i think ill keep my yap shut.
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Originally Posted by Pearl_bonnie02
Originally Posted by nagel79
men have selective hearing. we can turn it on and off when we want to
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Re: Ten things you don't know about women
[quote="Pearl_bonnie02"]
6. No matter how much your woman loves you, there are going to be three to seven days each month when she wants you dead. (She may even quietly fantasize about turning her eyelash curler against you.) You have two options: Tie yourself to a tree and wait out the storm, or stock up at Tiffany'*, toss a blue box or two into the wind, and hope for the best. We recommend the latter. (The key chain doesn't count.) [/quote
A big gold box from the nearest Godiva chocolatier works also
6. No matter how much your woman loves you, there are going to be three to seven days each month when she wants you dead. (She may even quietly fantasize about turning her eyelash curler against you.) You have two options: Tie yourself to a tree and wait out the storm, or stock up at Tiffany'*, toss a blue box or two into the wind, and hope for the best. We recommend the latter. (The key chain doesn't count.) [/quote
A big gold box from the nearest Godiva chocolatier works also
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Re: Ten things you don't know about women
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I prefer Motel 6, Ramada or if its been a good month, Holiday Inn Express.
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Originally Posted by Pearl_bonnie02
6. No matter how much your woman loves you, there are going to be three to seven days each month when she wants you dead. (She may even quietly fantasize about turning her eyelash curler against you.) You have two options: Tie yourself to a tree and wait out the storm, or stock up at Tiffany'*, toss a blue box or two into the wind, and hope for the best. We recommend the latter. (The key chain doesn't count.) [/quote
A big gold box from the nearest Godiva chocolatier works also
A big gold box from the nearest Godiva chocolatier works also
Just fade away
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And if you really love us, you will just hand us the car keys, and the Visa Gold and say "have fun honey". We also take diamonds, pearls, etc, and of course there is always the fall back, " Honey, why don't I make dinner tonight, you go and take a long hot bath, I will keep the kids entertained" 
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Originally Posted by PontiacMom
And if you really love us, you will just hand us the car keys, and the Visa Gold and say "have fun honey". We also take diamonds, pearls, etc, and of course there is always the fall back, " Honey, why don't I make dinner tonight, you go and take a long hot bath, I will keep the kids entertained"
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Originally Posted by ga93sle
Originally Posted by PontiacMom
And if you really love us, you will just hand us the car keys, and the Visa Gold and say "have fun honey". We also take diamonds, pearls, etc, and of course there is always the fall back, " Honey, why don't I make dinner tonight, you go and take a long hot bath, I will keep the kids entertained"