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Old 03-06-2007, 06:28 PM   #11
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I can use a circular saw. My dad is a carpenter and has taught me how to build stuff.
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the circular saw--yet i'm still to find a woman that can use one
the signal flare--men don't need em, we know what we're doing
the space suit--but men went to space first
the bulletproof vest--not entirely bulletproof, FIX IT!
the windshield wiper--cool, then send me a new set, mine are all squeaky and DON'T WORK HALF THE TIME
watch, as i do the happy dance.

other than that, i think ill keep my yap shut.
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men have selective hearing. we can turn it on and off when we want to
Isn't that the truth
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Please, Jwak! Enlighten us!
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Don't bother me, gotta concentrate for the team
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6. No matter how much your woman loves you, there are going to be three to seven days each month when she wants you dead. (She may even quietly fantasize about turning her eyelash curler against you.) You have two options: Tie yourself to a tree and wait out the storm, or stock up at Tiffany'*, toss a blue box or two into the wind, and hope for the best. We recommend the latter. (The key chain doesn't count.) [/quote

A big gold box from the nearest Godiva chocolatier works also
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6. No matter how much your woman loves you, there are going to be three to seven days each month when she wants you dead. (She may even quietly fantasize about turning her eyelash curler against you.) You have two options: Tie yourself to a tree and wait out the storm, or stock up at Tiffany'*, toss a blue box or two into the wind, and hope for the best. We recommend the latter. (The key chain doesn't count.) [/quote

A big gold box from the nearest Godiva chocolatier works also
I prefer Motel 6, Ramada or if its been a good month, Holiday Inn Express.

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And if you really love us, you will just hand us the car keys, and the Visa Gold and say "have fun honey". We also take diamonds, pearls, etc, and of course there is always the fall back, " Honey, why don't I make dinner tonight, you go and take a long hot bath, I will keep the kids entertained"
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And if you really love us, you will just hand us the car keys, and the Visa Gold and say "have fun honey". We also take diamonds, pearls, etc, and of course there is always the fall back, " Honey, why don't I make dinner tonight, you go and take a long hot bath, I will keep the kids entertained"
You really wanna eat cereal for dinner and find the kids tied up in the closet?
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And if you really love us, you will just hand us the car keys, and the Visa Gold and say "have fun honey". We also take diamonds, pearls, etc, and of course there is always the fall back, " Honey, why don't I make dinner tonight, you go and take a long hot bath, I will keep the kids entertained"
You really wanna eat cereal for dinner and find the kids tied up in the closet?
when were you at my house?
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