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Old 11-22-2006, 02:33 PM   #1
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LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN.....


What Happened?
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it.
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Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he'* fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ***

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He'* good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he'* laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."

When he'* gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate
Tax Service charge taxes Social Security Tax Road usage taxes Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment
Tax (SUTA) Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal
service fee tax Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax Telephone recurring and
non-recurring charges tax Telephone state and local tax Telephone usage
charge tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales
Tax Watercraft registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers Compensation
Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation
was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
And I still have to "press 1" for English
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Quote:
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COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation
was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
And I still have to "press 1" for English
I wish that part were true, but the taxes are there for a reason...we're paying off Social Security, and the interest we've accumulated from that.

This nation pays a larger chunk of it'* yearly budget in interest than anything else (except military, which we go out of our budget for anyways).
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uhhh...i cant wait to get my tax return
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