Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The
second kid Says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little
nervous."

The first kid says, You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done
when I Was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give
you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It'* a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

The second kid replies, "Whoa, good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born.

Couldn't walk for a year."