I'll start

The next person to add to the story must claim the next spot, just so we dont get 50 million "next" entries.

Here we go.

There was one day that changed my life. It was back when i drove that wretched tempo. Well one day, I was fixing to leave for work, when i found out my tempo

remember to claim the next spot before you put it in.

me

when i found out my tempo had a bad smell coming from the hood.
so I opened the hood and I saw

...something brown and fuzzy. Of course, I needed to investigate this further. Grabing a stick nearby on the ground, I proceeded to prod the intruder when suddenly...

a friend came up behind me and scared the **** out of me.
but when I turned around

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i noticed a glowing, swirling blue portal in front of me. i had nothing to lose, so i got in the tempo, started it up, and drove through the portal. On the other side...

I was starting to glide, I was so high I was about to die, but then I came down lookin at da temper with a frown...

Me