so i come home from work tonight at 1 AM to find a POS Saturn parked in my carport at my apartment complex. What kind of revenge should I have on them? It'* freezing rain tonight and I have to be back to work at 8 AM tomorrow. This is the SECOND time they've done it. (even after I left them a note the first time saying it was a private car port.)

What would I do
Well .....id be calling 340-TRIO as in TRIO Towing...in my city...im sure there is some tow trucks around? Ask for a simple yard move, to a new spot.
I'd be pissed

Whatever you do, don't go overboard to the point that they'd want to retaliate. It won't take a rocket scientist to know what you drive.


If it were me, I'd start knocking on doors and tell them to move it now. 2nd offense dictates it.

can't wait until 9 AM when the office opens. Looks like I'm going to have to place a formal complaint. I've seen the person who drives it too, it'* a snotty-nosed teenage girl. She'* always flying through the parking lot.

What a bitch. I'd be pissed if I were you. Luckily, I haggled with my apartment office and got a 2car garage. Sometimes I like to park my car in there diagonally like it'* stretching it'* legs out.

I'd probably just take the core out of all 4 tires.

thats not a good idea because if she doesnt notice and drives on them, it will damage the rims/tires, and it wouldnt be hard to figure out who did it.

You should park blocking her in

Or pull in so close she can't get in, and get a buddy to back in on the other side for a while

unless it is a single carport :(

Take pictures, then call the office. Get the 24hr number for their towing company.

Personally, I'd rope the thing out, leave it in the middle of the road, then call it in to the police as an abandoned vehicle blocking traffic.

Reminds me of a quote on my friends facebook page

haha

id block her in to. Its just rude to park in someone elses car port. Thats like parking in someone elses garage. Its not like she needs a car port, she drive a saturn... haha