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Old 06-08-2007, 03:00 PM
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Just remember that the next time one of them *****. on your car.
Old 06-08-2007, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by brianj
Originally Posted by SSE14U24ME
At first I thought this was going to be one of those heart warming stories and then I read the rest of it. Too hilarious!!!

I recently heard that what birds secrete is actually not poop. It is dry urine Then they said... Have you ever seen a bird pee?

I don't know if that is valid but maybe one of the brainiacs around here can tell us the truth.

Anyways- you did your good deed for the day so you can be rotten the rest of today
Who'* got time to watch a bird pee???
I don't know, but I bet they get government funding to do it...
Old 06-08-2007, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MOS95B
I don't know, but I bet they get government funding to do it...
Best comment ever!
Old 06-08-2007, 04:34 PM
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Wren - Did you give the little guy a lecture on aerodynamics and the history of flight? I can see you and your engineer mindset trying to explain the principles to a crow...
Old 06-08-2007, 06:24 PM
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I worked in aviation for 4 years......but crows speak a different language than wrens. He wouldn't have understood.
Old 06-08-2007, 06:45 PM
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I can just see it now...............

Bird in one hand and beer in the other

Like they say.....
"A bird in the hand is better than 2 cans of Busch"
Old 06-08-2007, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by dbeast420
Like they say.....
"A bird in the hand is better than 2 cans of Busch"
Just about anything is better than Busch...
Old 06-08-2007, 11:04 PM
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wow

or what you can do is stick one in your exaust for a little more low end torque when you need it

I heard it works better than purple dinosaurs
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