Yup. No ****. Two parent crows caught my attention this morning. Non-flying rather large baby standing in the street.

I scooped him up and took him into my back yard, (cats were put inside), and Bo and I proceeded to scare the ever-loving **** out of the little noisy biting bastard.

I gave him 8 launches the length of my yard. The 8th launch, he gained altitude instead of losing it and smacking into the fence, and flew over the fence and across the street.

Imagine a wren teaching a crow to fly.

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haha its funny to envision this happening.

Freaking parents buzzed me so close a couple times I caught feathers when I swiped at 'em.

For some reason this is really making me laugh, imagining you getting attacked by birds.

Shoulda strapped the little bugger to the roof...then ripped down the road. That would have been enough speed to get him flappin.

I can't stand bird **** on the roof.

then stick his little feet in the hood vents..

The heat and speed will get him goin.... You can't say you care about that ricer looking primer hood of yours.

I can all most see the headlines now..............................

"Bonnevilleclub member gets bad case of bird flu"...................

or for the bird watchers out there...........

"Wren teaches crow how to fly"....................

At first I thought this was going to be one of those heart warming stories and then I read the rest of it. Too hilarious!!!

I recently heard that what birds secrete is actually not poop. It is dry urine Then they said... Have you ever seen a bird pee?

I don't know if that is valid but maybe one of the brainiacs around here can tell us the truth.

Anyways- you did your good deed for the day so you can be rotten the rest of today

Who'* got time to watch a bird pee???