Something to make you think...lol
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06-16-2006, 12:04 AM
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ARE there interstates in hawaii? not rhetorical, im asking, lol
Try this on for size: I sprayed spot remover on my dog, now he'* gone. :P
edit, spellcheck, heh
Try this on for size: I sprayed spot remover on my dog, now he'* gone. :P
edit, spellcheck, heh
06-16-2006, 02:50 AM
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where'* the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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Re: Something to make you think...lol
ok... let me give this a shot.
yes, he does not however become disorental
to differentiate themselves from that awful band of the same name.
advertisements. if you look nudity is quite popular as well. and much cheaper.
"poppycock".
because that would be wrong. technicly it'* "oneteen"
yes, lipton is a unionized workforce.
regular chopsticks. toothpicks would present a choking hazard.
to leech off of society.
it would be slower than it is now. lighting zig-zags because it is following the path of least resistance.
i live on a one-way dead end street. i don't know how i got here...
horrible failures. if you don't already know, you don't want to know.
if they're stupid enough to pay $2.00 for a bottle of water, what makes you think they know what "naive" means?
yes... that exactly what it means. ever seen tubgirl? (if you haven't, please for the love of fishsticks don't go looking for it now...)
Originally Posted by sqela
Body: If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If it'* true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
then what exactly are the others here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
be if it didn't zigzag?
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
The mime next door went nuts.
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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Originally Posted by ga93sle
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Originally Posted by BLACK94SSEi
You know who was good for these hilarious things was good 'ol George Carlin!! Funny as heck!!
Who looks like my step-dad. Seriously, my step-dad looks just like Willie Nelson.
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