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Old 06-16-2006, 12:41 AM   #11
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Could Jesus microwave a Burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
LMFAO......better check the Bible for that one Ned ROFL
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Old 06-16-2006, 01:04 AM   #12
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ARE there interstates in hawaii? not rhetorical, im asking, lol

Try this on for size: I sprayed spot remover on my dog, now he'* gone. :P

edit, spellcheck, heh
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:50 AM   #13
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where'* the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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ok... let me give this a shot.

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Originally Posted by sqela
Body: If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
yes, he does not however become disorental

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If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
to differentiate themselves from that awful band of the same name.

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
advertisements. if you look nudity is quite popular as well. and much cheaper.

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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
"poppycock".

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Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
because that would be wrong. technicly it'* "oneteen"

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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
yes, lipton is a unionized workforce.

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
regular chopsticks. toothpicks would present a choking hazard.

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If it'* true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
to leech off of society.

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Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?
it would be slower than it is now. lighting zig-zags because it is following the path of least resistance.

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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
i live on a one-way dead end street. i don't know how i got here...

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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
horrible failures. if you don't already know, you don't want to know.

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Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?
if they're stupid enough to pay $2.00 for a bottle of water, what makes you think they know what "naive" means?

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
yes... that exactly what it means. ever seen tubgirl? (if you haven't, please for the love of fishsticks don't go looking for it now...)
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Have u ever wonderd why they call it "Taking a crap"? I mean it'* not like ur taking it anywhere!!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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You know who was good for these hilarious things was good 'ol George Carlin!! Funny as heck!!

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Even reading this, I still get toung twisted
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You know who was good for these hilarious things was good 'ol George Carlin!! Funny as heck!!

He looks like Willie Nelson.

Who looks like my step-dad. Seriously, my step-dad looks just like Willie Nelson.
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A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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