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Old 06-15-2006, 10:46 PM   #1
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Body: If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it'* true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
these 2 where the best
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
these 2 where the best
**I know this is offtopic but I started the topic anyway
But what the heck is going on in your avatar???**
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Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a Parkway?

Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?
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Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a Parkway?

Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?
Oooooo Touche`!
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Why does a shipment go by car yet cargo goes by ship

I just remembered how it really was
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Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
Thanks for asking the question i always wondered growing up...

That has got to be the oddest thing ever... :P
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I've always wondered how a steel ship floats, and a wood ship can sink.
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Could Jesus microwave a Burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
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Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Preperations A through G were a complete failure.
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