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Old 06-04-2006, 01:14 PM   #1
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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He
had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was
properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it
over, as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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Hahahahaha


I've heard that one before, but it'* still pretty amusing LOL
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I have heard that one as well, but still funny. Smart old man

Nice title; It got me to look
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