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Old 01-13-2006, 10:46 AM   #1
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Application for Permission to Date My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.


1.

NAME: ___________________________

DATE OF BIRTH:_________________


2.

HEIGHT:__________

WEIGHT:_________

IQ:___________

GPA:____________


3.

SOCIAL SECURITY #:______________

DRIVER'* LICENSE #: ______________


4.

BOY SCOUT RANK:_____________________________________________ ___


5.

HOME ADDRESS: ____________________

CITY/STATE:________

ZIP:_______

6.

Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent: Yes/No.

Explain: __________________________________________________ __________


7.

Number of years parents married to each other:___________________________


8.

Do you own a van? ______

A truck with oversized tires?_____

A waterbed?_____


9.

Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring? _______

A tattoo? ________


10.

In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you:

__________________________________________________ _________________


11.

In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you:

__________________________________________________ _________________


12.

In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you:

__________________________________________________ _________________


13.

Church you attend: _______________________

How often? _______________


14.

Best time to interview your father: _____; mother: ______; clergyman: ________


15.

Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely. All answers are confidential (meaning I won't ever tell anyone; honest, I promise).

A. If shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is

__________________________________________________ _________________


B. If beaten, the last bone on my body I would want broken is

__________________________________________________ _________________


C. A woman'* place is in the

____________________________________________


D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is


__________________________________________________ _________________


E. When I first meet a girl, the thing I first notice about her is

__________________________________________________ _________________


(NOTE: if answer begins with a "t" or an "a", discontinue filling out application, keep your head low, and run away in a serpentine fashion).


16. What do you want to be if you ever grow up?

__________________________________________________ __________________


I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE. UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKER, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.


Signed: __________________________ (Sign your name, moron).


Thank you for your interest. Please allow six to eight years for processing. You will be notified in writing of approval. Please do not call or write. If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases. You are cautioned to watch your back.
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Old 01-13-2006, 10:49 AM   #2
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And how did you ever pass that application?
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I may be proud of my Redneck outhern heritage, but I don't date my own daughter.....
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And how did you ever pass that application?
I may be proud of my Redneck outhern heritage, but I don't date my own daughter.....
Your wife you dumba$$ Ijhope your current wife wasn't your daughter.
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And how did you ever pass that application?
I may be proud of my Redneck outhern heritage, but I don't date my own daughter.....
Your wife you dumba$$ Ijhope your current wife wasn't your daughter.
ROFLMAO!!!!!
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i hope i never have to fill one of these out
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i hope i never have to fill one of these out
Didn't you say you were going out tonight?

I suggest you show up early....like 6-8 years..lol
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Didn't you say you were going out tonight?
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And how did you ever pass that application?
I may be proud of my Redneck outhern heritage, but I don't date my own daughter.....
Your wife you dumba$$ Ijhope your current wife wasn't your daughter.
How other fathers protect their (or don't) their daughters ain't my issue....

All I can say to potential daters of my daughter is "I ain't afraid to go back to prison"....
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