I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss
would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" he would tell me to take
a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who'* blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the
Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
"What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out, go home and recuperate
for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
"...And where do you think you're going?!"

(You're gonna love this....)

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.

She dyes her hair!

That'* pretty funny. I usually only read the posts while I'm at work. I hate my job and everyone who works here so it makes the time go by faster. The only time I smile at work is when y'all post these jokes or when I have to force one for a customer. Thanks for giving me a real smile in my depressing times.

That was amusing

Thanks. Always nice to put a smile on someone'* face.
When things get rough today, just remeber that joke.
Or, when you have to deal with a customer

LMAO! I like that one too!


Where do you work MrsCrash?