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Old 06-01-2006, 08:46 PM   #1
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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I no come
work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
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Old 06-01-2006, 09:02 PM   #2
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I like that one! LMAO
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thatll teach him not to be specific.
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Good stuff. I think anyone would feel better.
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Good stuff. I think anyone would feel better.
only if she'* hot. .
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