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Old 12-24-2003, 12:47 AM   #1
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What'* on your mind these days? Is it in the gutter as usual? Let'* find out!
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A. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
(What Am I?)

B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?)

C. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?)

D. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?)

E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)

F. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
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G. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
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H. All day long, it'* in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?)

I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
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J. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It'* my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it'* news.
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K. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?)

L. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?)

M. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?)

N. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?)
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Answers:

A. Nose

B. Peanut Butter

C. Crane

D. Titanic

E. Tent

F. Dentist

G. Wedding Ring

H. Elevator

I. Chewing Gum

J. Newspaper Boy

K. Glove

L. Arrow

M. An attorney

N. Bird
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that was a good one
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Old 12-25-2003, 12:28 AM   #4
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LOL!!!! That was pretty good!!! I only got D, J, and N though...

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