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Old 08-08-2006, 01:46 AM   #1
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This salesman checks into the Portland Radisson. The clerk behind the counter says "Say, weren't you here last year?"

Salesman: (takes date book from suit coat pocket) Well, let'* see. Hotels, 2005, Radisson, Portland - Yep, sure was

Clerk: You did quite a bit of partying when you were here last, didn't you?

Salesman: (takes date book from suit coat pocket) Well, let'* see. Partying, 2005, Radisson, Portland - Yep, sure did

Clerk: You met a woman named Brown, didn't you?

Salesman: (takes date book from suit coat pocket) Well, let'* see. Women met, 2005, Radisson, Portland, Brown - Yep, sure did

Clerk: You took that woman to your hotel room too, didn't you?

Salesman: (takes date book from suit coat pocket) Let'* see, Women to hotel room, 2005, Radisson, Portland, Brown - Yep, sure did

Clerk: You made love to that woman, too, didn't you?

Salesman (takes date book from suit coat pocket) Well, let'* see - Women made love to, 2005, Radisson, Portland, Brown - Yep, sure did

Clerk: Well, sir, let me tell you this. I'm her husband and I don't like it.

Salesman (taking date book from suit coat pocket) Hmmmmm, let'* see - 2005, Radisson, Portland, Brown - - - (mumbles as if reading) Yeah, neither did I.


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haha, that'* a good one
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I liked it....

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