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Old 04-17-2006, 10:49 AM   #1
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A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the
metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as
he floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought,
"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled over
to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with
him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver'* side of
the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing
her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper
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LMAO!!!

That'* funny right there. I don't care who ya are...
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Old 04-17-2006, 10:55 AM   #3
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I like it...

Only one question though. When did you sell the vette Jim?


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Nice one! Its good to start a monday with a good joke!
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