I ran across one of my favorites this morning "Because I want to be in your lane, I get to be in your lane. I don't care if you're already there"

They always seem to get mad when I won't slam on my brakes or back down, just so they can decide at the last possible second that they are either in the wrong lane. Or that there was never a lane there to start with, and suddenly there'* a car parked there.