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Old 02-14-2006, 04:59 PM   #1
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HOTRODDERS: keeping a low profile and letting the et'* tell the story
RICERS: Hoping the outrageous body kit will distract anyone from discussing
et'*

HOTRODDERS: Sideways into third gear
RICERS: Sideways to avoid high-centering on a speed bump

HOTRODDERS: Tall spindle conversion for better camber gain and tire wear
RICERS: Lowering 3 inches and ruining tires with 4-degrees of negative camber

HOTRODDERS: 600 HP on 92-octane pump gas
RICERS: 300 HP on $3-a-gallon 100-octane race gas

HOTRODDERS: Swapping stock 14 inch wheels for 17s to clear trick brakes and
suspension
RICERS: Swapping stock 14 inch wheels for 20'* despite stock brakes and
suspension

HOTRODDERS: Boost gauge on a blown car, nitrous gauge on a squeezed car
RICERS: Both gauges on a normally aspirated car

HOTRODDERS: 500 lb-ft of torque at 3500 rpm
RICERS: 50 lb-ft of torque at 35,000 rpm

HOTRODDERS: Headers and 3-inch exhaust
RICERS: Stock pea-shooter exhaust pipe with 5-inch tip

HOTRODDERS: 600 HP makes for an earth-shaking street car
RICERS: 600 watts per channel makes for an ear-shattering street car

HOTRODDERS: Buying an aftermarket shifter for shorter throws
RICERS: Buying an aftermarket shifter for the lighted ****

HOTRODDERS: Composite parts for light weight and aerodynamics
RICERS: Composite-veneer dash trim and gauges

HOTRODDERS: Upgrading to a 9-inch cuz you keep breaking stock rears
RICERS: Realizing that your built motor will keep breaking half-shafts forever

HOTRODDERS: Functional air ducts to cool the big-block
RICERS: Six different cosmetic air dams in random locations

HOTRODDERS: Polishing tail-light lenses to bring out the red color
RICERS: Installing clear tail-lights to bait cops

HOTRODDERS: Cruising and burnout contests at car shows
RICERS: Disco-dancing and stereo competitions at car shows

HOTRODDERS: Old-Tech pushrod chevy LS6 pushing 405 HP
RICERS: State-of-the-art, dual overhead cam Honda VTEC pushing 180 HP

HOTRODDERS: Race-class lettering on the rear window
RICERS: Japanese "Honda" lettering on the rear window of a Nissan

HOTRODDERS: Tach mounted on the dash in the drivers line of sight
RICERS: Bobbing-head doll mounted on the dash in the drivers line of sight

HOTRODDERS: Nitrous oxide
RICERS: "Noss"

HOTRODDERS: Installing a 12-point cage after breaking into the 11'*
RICERS: Installing a 12-point cage for more places to mount gauges

HOTRODDERS: Feeling the car shake form a lumpy cam
RICERS: Feeling the car shake from booming bass

HOTRODDERS: Doing a short burnout to warm the tires before a pass
RICERS: Weaving from side to side cuz nascar racers do it

HOTRODDERS: Comfy stock buckets on a 9-second street car
RICERS: back-breaking fiberglass racing buckets on a 17-second street car

HOTRODDERS: Spending $2000 to get a new Z28 into the 11'*
RICERS: Spending $12,000 to get a Civic into the 12'*

HOTRODDERS: Showing off a 500 HP dyno sheet
RICERS: Boasting that thier 150 HP mill makes more HP/liter

HOTRODDERS: Installing subframe connectors to stiffen the chassis
RICERS: Connecting the subframes with neon lights

HOTRODDERS: Throttle steer
RICERS: Torque steer

HOTRODDERS: Leaving on the third amber light at the strip
RICERS: Blowing through red lights on the street

HOTRODDERS: Turning a $2000 "fixer upper" into a 10 second car
RICERS: Spending $20k on a car then another $20k on mods only to turn it
into a 10 second car
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EXELLENT POST! And so true...back to the tech pages cause this Bonnies gonna fly
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Very funny stuff
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I like them all but the stereo ones. Loud stereos are cool.
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I like them all but the stereo ones.
and the neon ones
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I wonder if ricers have a forum like BC?

Because I want to send them this article

Those stupid ricers

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I wonder if ricers have a forum like BC?
Yes they do. But please do not go over there cause that might start cross flaming between our forum and thiers. Cross flaming is strictly prohibited here BTW. Just a friendly reminder.
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I was kinda kidding about doing that

If I where to do that I would post as someone else non related to BC.

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there is a ricer in my neighborhood, and in the summer he leave shis windows open, and one day i went over there and poured 20 pounds of rice in his severely riced out integra
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That was cool, good job

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